Blueberry Hill Breakfast Cafe at 14355 South Bell Road, Homer Glen, Illinois.

Worst breakfast ever. Had the Canadian scrambler. Eggs hard (knife and fork hard) and dry. Canadian bacon? Not so much. It was chopped ham sandwich meat. Spinach? Well, it was green but.. The hash browns should more aptly be named "mashed browns" because the potatoes had been boiled to a pulp. The toast was served cold and dry. Who serves toast without a bit of butter on it? And then there were pancakes. Cold, dry pancakes, and a waffle we wanted to try because it was supposed to be apple cinnamon. Having made apple cinnamon waffles before out of batter containing both apples and cinnamon, I expected the same. What we got was a stiff waffle smothered in a sort of applesauce affair. It was pretty awful. It should have dawned on me when I saw the blueberry pancakes were just pancakes with a handful of blueberries on top. We were a party of 4 - 2 kids and 2 adults. The bill for this fiasco was $60. My taste buds ache for the people of Homer Glen as this appeared to be their only choice for brunch. Next time we find ourselves stranded in the country we'll stop off at the gas station for snacks and take our appetites back to Chicago for some real food.